{"id":126965,"date":"2024-11-17T17:34:49","date_gmt":"2024-11-17T10:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/?p=126965"},"modified":"2024-11-17T17:34:49","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T10:34:49","slug":"i-got-a-dead-dolphin-in-my-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/?p=126965","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;I Got a Dead Dolphin in My Car&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-3711241968723425\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-layout-key=\"-fb+5w+4e-db+86\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3711241968723425\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"7910942971\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tThe election results continue to take center-stage on \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/t\/saturday-night-live\/\" id=\"auto-tag_saturday-night-live\" data-tag=\"saturday-night-live\">Saturday Night Live<\/a>,\u201d as this week\u2019s cold open featured <a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/t\/dana-carvey\/\" id=\"auto-tag_dana-carvey\" data-tag=\"dana-carvey\">Dana Carvey<\/a> as Joe Biden and <a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/t\/james-austin-johnson\/\" id=\"auto-tag_james-austin-johnson\" data-tag=\"james-austin-johnson\">James Austin Johnson<\/a> as Donald Trump in a sketch that drew from the pair\u2019s recent meeting at the White House. Sitting in front of a crackling fireplace near a bouquet of roses, the pair unpacked Trump\u2019s confounding cabinet picks, including Matt Gaetz for attorney general and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to head the health and human services department.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cHello everybody, thank you everybody for coming to this very important transitional meeting,\u201d said Carvey as Biden. \u201cI\u2019m being serious right now! Even though we disagree, we\u2019re going to have a very respectful conversation.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cYeah, get a load of me,\u201d said Johnson as Trump. \u201cInstead of being loud and crazy like usual, I\u2019m doing quiet and serene, which in many ways is a lot scarier.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cI\u2019m gonna sit here and smile while ignoring the giant fire right behind me,\u201d said Carvey, then referencing the popular meme with a dog surrounded by burning flames, saying, \u201cThis is fine.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tCarvey, as Biden said, the pair would ask the press to leave to \u201ctalk details\u201d about the transition of power from President Biden to Trump. \u201cJust two boomers here talkin\u2019 about nukes,\u201d said Carvey. \u201c<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tAs members of the press were ushered out of the room, a White House official added, \u201cThank you, everyone, you can scream your questions on the way out.\u201d Someone shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s gonna happen?\u201d And another added, \u201cShould I move to Canada?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tJohnson\u2019s Trump expressed his reluctance to take the Presidential office again, saying that he \u201cloves running, hate doing.\u201d He then complained about the state of the White House, comparing the carpets to a Regal Cinema. \u201cNow I have to live here for the next four years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tCarvey as Biden recalled all the magical years he spent in the White House, adding, \u201cI brought my party together so much that they teamed up and kicked me out.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cI can\u2019t go back to Mar-a-Lago, Joe\u201d said Trump. \u201cElon is there, and he will not leave. It\u2019s like \u2018What About Bob?\u2019 over there. He\u2019s walking around showing me videos about rockets and monkeys with computers in their heads. This guy is cringe A-F,\u201d added Johnson.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tReferencing the deluge of Trump\u2019s mind-boggling cabinet picks this past week, Johnson as Trump said, \u201cI am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of all time. Some of the most dynamic, free-thinking, animal-killing, sexually criminal people in the country.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cWho are you thinking about?\u201d asked Biden.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cWell, we\u2019ve got Elon and Matt Gaetz. That\u2019s an alien versus predator,\u201d said Trump, referencing his recent nominations. \u201cMelania will be working remotely from divorce,\u201d he added.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tSarah Sherman as Matt Gaetz took the stage, followed by <a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/t\/alec-baldwin\/\" id=\"auto-tag_alec-baldwin\" data-tag=\"alec-baldwin\">Alec Baldwin<\/a> as Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who took the stage to much applause. \u201cI\u2019m so honored to be the head of the Department of Health and Human Services. Americans need someone to teach them how to be healthy, like me, a 70-year-old man with movie star looks and a worm in his brain,\u201d said Baldwin as RFK Jr.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cBobby, I love ya. I can\u2019t wait to see what you do with this country,\u201d said Trump.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t\u201cI care deeply about a woman\u2019s right to choose \u2014\u00a0to choose to give her child polio,\u201d said Baldwin, in a nod to RFK\u2019s skepticism regarding vaccinations. \u201cAlright, I\u2019ve gotta go, I\u2019ve got a dead dolphin in my car,\u201d he said. \u201cI think I might saw it in half and dump it in Central Park.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tPulling double duty as host and musical guest for this week\u2019s \u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d is Charli XCX.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\">\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Trump and Biden Meeting Cold Open - SNL\" width=\"1170\" height=\"658\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V-bBL0303Kw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-3711241968723425\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-layout-key=\"-fb+5w+4e-db+86\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3711241968723425\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"7910942971\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1660802\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/2024\/tv\/news\/snl-alec-baldwin-rfk-jr-trump-biden-bonding-1236212309\/\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The election results continue to take center-stage on \u201cSaturday Night Live,\u201d as this week\u2019s cold open featured Dana Carvey as Joe Biden and James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/?p=126965\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotvideos24.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}