Late Night Makes Its Last Jokes About Biden Pardoning Turkeys

“That’s right, President Biden presided over the annual White House turkey pardon and granted clemency to Peach, Blossom and, before anyone noticed, Hunter.” — SETH MEYERS

“Yep, Biden promised that the turkeys would not get killed this November. Democrats were like, ‘Hey, that’s what you said to us.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“I hope everyone enjoyed the pardoning, because next year, under Trump, those turkeys will be Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani.” — JIMMY FALLON

Bah, Humbug

On his last episode of “Real Time” for the year, Bill Maher argued that Americans should forget politics and enjoy Christmas.

“Enough! It’s [expletive] Christmas, and you will act like it,” Maher said. “’Tis the season, and all that.”